A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Listen up, buttercup! This dude is about to become fish food, but he's too stubborn to accept help from the boats that came by. Then he has the audacity to ask God why he wasn't saved. God's like, "I literally sent you two boats, you blockhead!" Some people can't be helped, especially you! (no offense)
