So dark Many jokes about orphans God this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans
pray too god her inside her head i'm scared of god
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
I asked God why does no body like me he showed a reflection of my self
what did God say to the good shepherd? Nothing
I wish everyone spoke to eachother the way god did
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Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse
God, I wish my grass was emo. So it will cut itself.
God
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: *Sobs "No."
God I love working at an orphanage!
God said “let there be light” so it beamed off your forehead and so I turned into stevie wonder and called it night
A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
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