When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Blinding Forehead
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke's layin' it on thick about your massive, shiny forehead. Like, so shiny it can blind God himself. It's basically sayin' you got a fivehead that's brighter than the sun! And based on your hairline, you probably need a flashlight to find your eyebrows.