Palestine jokes

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?

There are Targets everywhere.

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!