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GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."

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Tony, am I ugly?

The image shows a four-panel comic strip featuring the Hulk and Tony Stark. In the first panel, the Hulk asks, "Tony, am I ugly?" In the second panel, Tony replies, "God made no one ugly!" In the third panel, the Hulk says, "Thanks!" with a smile. In the final panel, Tony, with a sarcastic expression, asks, "But who the hell made you?"

God

<3 he said it back

A dark-themed chat with user God saying "i love you matt" and user Matt replying "I love you too, God".

Bozo

The meme shows a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally' and a list of search suggestions such as 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon,' 'help i accidentally built a shelf,' 'help i accidentally built a jeep,' and 'help i accidentally microwaved my brother.' Below that, there is an image of a skeleton sitting at a computer looking confused and a small picture of a boy giving a thumbs up. Above them, text reads 'oh god i have done it again.'

Inessa :)

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two penguins staring with big eyes, and the text reads, "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel depicts a child holding up a cross with a confused expression and the text reads, "The ghost in my room: How the flip can u see mE?! U need God".

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fucking detroit

A photo of a triceratops standing in a street at night. The text says: "Mann, I hate living in Detroit on god." It is circled in red.

Frog

Haha

The image is split into two panels. On the left, the text says "God", and below that is a picture of a man with a tense expression. On the right, the text says "Dinos", and below that is a picture of a cat looking sad and distressed. Above these two panels, the text says "angel: Hey God, catch! *throws meteor* God: *drops the meteor*"

hayden💯💯💯

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The image shows two panels. The top panel contains the text "Girls locker room: Oh my god, Becky, coach is soo hot, hey did you get a new bra? Ashley, wanna establish communism?" The bottom panel contains a painting of a chaotic medieval battle scene.

EnochTyr

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

Willy b

The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.

DADDY sus aka the king

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The image is split into two sections. The top part shows two cartoon penguins looking straight ahead with blank expressions. A translucent image of one penguin is layered on top of the other. The caption above reads: "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom part shows a boy holding up a wooden cross and raising one hand in a defensive gesture. His expression is one of surprise and mild fear. The caption above the boy reads: "The ghost in my room:". The captions around the boy read: "How the flip can u see me?!" and "U need God".

Cocel 😮💨

A meme shows a 3D character standing with arms out wide, with text above that reads "I have fused with god" in a speech bubble. Above this image is text that says: "9 year old me stepping on a lego and surviving:".

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on god

The image shows Snoop Dogg looking relaxed and holding a lit cigarette. The text above reads: 'ME: I HOPE GAS PRICES DON'T GET ANY HIGHER. GAS PRICES:'.

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woken

The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

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Shresh

A screenshot of a Google search showing the search term "i accidentally built an ogre shrine while watching shrek". Below this is an image of Shrek on a TV screen and an image of a Japanese shrine. Next to those images is a skeleton sitting at a computer with the text "oh god i have done it again".

Autterpop

Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)

The image displays a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a woman with dark hair and a choker saying, "I have depression." The top right panel shows a blonde woman saying, "OMG you should go talk to cpecialist." The bottom left panel depicts a decapitated head and neck, and the bottom right panel shows a rifle.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a black doormat with white text that reads, "it's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves", and below the text is a cartoonish drawing of a person. Above the doormat is a text that reads, "The rug I ordered 6 months ago finally came in lmao."

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Monke

The meme shows an image of Shrek looking bewildered. The text overlayed says, "God: gives monkeys HIV so humans won't do anything sexual to them. Humans: gets HIV. God:"

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Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

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