Every like this gets I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
God
Whats one plus one
Yo mama
you
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: *Sobs "No."
God I love working at an orphanage!
Me, "Hey are your parents home?" Orphan; "Stop calling here."
*me in the corner*
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
what do you call a selfie of a orphan? A family photo
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawkings can’t even stand up for his self after all these mean joke
Why do orphans come to me Cuz they have someone to call father
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN
Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children