Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Joe Biden________
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!