God's Day Job

  • Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

    Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

    God, I love working at an orphanage!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "God" is talkin' about how much they dig workin' at an orphanage. Orphans don't have parents, so when "God" asks the orphan if they know where their parents are and they say no, "God" is happy. It's funny because it's kinda twisted and dark, see? You probably wouldn't get it unless I, Explain Bear, told ya.

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