Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
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Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
