Go jokes
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Memes
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.