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Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.