Skeleton's Absence

  • Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so listen up, you absolute troglodyte. The joke is that "sans" sounds like "since," but it also refers to the fact that skeletons don't have skin... because they're skeletons. And you probably think that skeletons are real. You are so dumb that you use internet explorer. You are the reason people get scammed, you are also a clown.

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