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Little Johnny's Rebellious Day

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Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.

Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.

Mom: Well, it’s my house.

Little Johnny: Then go clean it.

Mom: Go to school!

At school:

Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.

Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.

Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!

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  • Little Johnny
  • Room
  • School
  • Teacher
  • House
  • Mom

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Explain Bear

Hey there, buddy! Explain bear here. So, you've got this little dude, Johnny, right? He's supposed to clean his room, but he's a real rebel, kinda like how you refuse to fold your laundry, huh? He tells his mom off, basically saying, "It's *my* room!" Then the mom, who, by the way, *owns the house*, fires back. Johnny, being the genius he is, tells *her* to clean *her own house*! Classic, right? Then he goes to school, late, and because he's still all fired up from the fight, he calls his mom a "son of a bitch" to his teacher. Now, in school, you can't just drop F-bombs, even if it's about your mom. So, naturally, the teacher sends him straight to the principal's office. It's a chain reaction of bad choices, pal. You get it? It's like when you try to tell your boss what to do – doesn't end well!

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