Stairs to Heaven

  • Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

    A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smarty pants. The joke is that Stephen Hawking used a wheelchair because he was physically disabled. Most places have stairs. Stairs are hard to go up in a wheelchair! That's why he can't get to Heaven! You probably can't get to heaven either, because you still can't figure out how to work your DVD player.

    Categories

  • Comments (0)

  • Lonesome Mountain Goat

    Related jokes