Vinegar and Water

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."

The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"

The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."

The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"

She says, "Vinegar and water."

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Alright listen up, you smooth-brain. This guy is drunk and being a total jerk, right? He asks the bartender to buy the woman a drink but calls her a 'douchebag'. After getting told off, he tries to be polite. But guess what? The woman wants vinegar and water! She's basically saying she'd rather have something gross than accept a drink from him. Boom! Roasted! It's funny because she's indirectly insulting him after he tried to insult her first.

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