My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
Moving a Log
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This here joke is a classic dad move. The joke relies on the kid thinking they're being asked to do a chore. Nope! The dad just wants to ditch them and go get milk. It's so lame it's funny. You probably don't understand it because your brain is smooth like a Ken doll.
Scarlet Witch
Tee hee
Black Widow
Did you move the log??