why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
because he was arrested on suspicion of murder
rabbit
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
because he was arrested on suspicion of murder
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
so once upon a time there was a man who lived in his house with his wife
he got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him
not even 4 seconds later he came back inside panicking, saying "there's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
the wife replied "oh don't worry rabbits don't have guns they can't shoot people- you must be imagining things"
the man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again
so he stepped outside the front door and the rabbit shot him