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I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Go to community, I'm bored.
If a girl says no twice đ¤.
Mathematically thatâs a yes, so youâre good to go!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot đ¤Ł
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why didnât the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they canât run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. đ
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.