One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
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Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
