Go jokes

Why did the pirate go to the gym?

To improve his booty strength!

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Where did the mouse go?

To the mouse-um!

Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?

A: No steam.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Why did the computer go to bed?

It needed to crash.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

To work on his FLOW ISSUES.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get DE-GREEZ.

Why did the rapper go broke?

He kept dropping dimes.

A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.