Go jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Memes
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!