Go jokes
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. š
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Memes
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Doraās clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
If a girl says no twice š¤.
Mathematically thatās a yes, so youāre good to go!
Why didnāt the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they canāt run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Go to community, I'm bored.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot š¤£
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.