Go jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."