Go jokes

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Why is the ocean blue?

A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Someday you'll go far.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?