Go jokes
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.