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Hooker

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Wife

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Orphan

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Memes

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Student

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Orphan

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

Organ Donor

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

Brother

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Alligator

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

Leaf

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Beastiality

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Difference

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Shooter

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Girl

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Song

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.