Go jokes

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?

A war of nutrition.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?

A: He doesn't have the guts for it.

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.