Go jokes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.