Go jokes
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Someday you'll go far.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅