Go jokes
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!