Go jokes

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Where do you go when food dies?

A fooderal.

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

Is your oven running?

Then you better go catch it!

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Someday you'll go far.

Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.