Go jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.