Go jokes
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Memes
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
I go beep like a Jeep.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.