Go jokes
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?