Go jokes

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!