Go jokes

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?

A: He doesn't have the guts for it.

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

Is your oven running?

Then you better go catch it!