Go jokes
I go beep like a Jeep.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.