Go jokes
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.