Go jokes

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?

Alps clear the mind! Haha.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.