Go jokes

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?

A war of nutrition.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

I go beep like a Jeep.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.