If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Go Jokes
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
