Go jokes

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

Why is the ocean blue?

A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Someday you'll go far.

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?