Go jokes
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?