Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the teacher tells everyone to sit down on the bus. Ben's being a pain and refuses. The teacher says if you don't sit, you gotta get off the bus. Then, the teacher stands up. Ben points out that the teacher isn't sitting either, so technically, the teacher should get off the bus too. See, it's funny 'cause the teacher is hoisted by their own petard! You probably have a hard time with this joke because you're denser than osmium, which, by the way, is the densest naturally occurring element. Boom! Explain bear, out!
