My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Alright listen up, dummy. This joke is funny because the person thinks their mom is doing stuff with their friend Paul, when really the mom and Paul are just talking about a dog. You probably think that's what everyone is doing. You should take a shower and touch some grass, loser.
