Go jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.