Go jokes
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
hehehe
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!