Go jokes
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.