Go jokes

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.