Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
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When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Go fuck yourself!
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
