Go jokes
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Memes
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.