Go jokes
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.