Eclipse jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

No sun.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Fall

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"