How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Imagine Africans during solar eclipse...
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
you so black when you get near the sun we go into a Solar eclipse
