Eclipse jokes

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

No sun.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Fall

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...