You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead! This joke implies that someone is so dark-skinned that their presence near the sun causes a solar eclipse. Solar eclipses happen when the moon passes between the sun and Earth, blocking the sun's light. It ain't got nothin' to do with skin color, ya dummy!