Go jokes

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!