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"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

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A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.