Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
Wow gwen even said she loves Tj she just did prince look at it u are going to be crush it is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments look their!
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
I heard that my Crush got kicked in the Balls and when I thought of it...
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
