When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
your mama so fat that she doesn’t get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn’t see any remains so there is no evidence.