Go jokes

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."

Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.