Go jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.

"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"