Go jokes
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha