Go jokes

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.