"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
Go Jokes
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
How's it going @#$!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
