Go jokes

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Let's go, Brendan Fraser!

Why did he go to the chiropractors?

To get his spine fixed.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.