Obama jokes
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
me in my pics
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
What did Obama ask Trump?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Obama got Osama.