Obama jokes
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Obama got Osama.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Yo mama is Obama.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"