Trump

Anonymous

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”

Trump

Kaitlyn

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Trump

Greg

Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, “Listen Barack, I’m getting older and I’m having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?” Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. “Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama.”

White

Anonymous

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama

Trump

Anonymous

There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, “I’m famous i get one” And Trump grabs one and says, “Well im president of cource i get one” and obama looks at the little girl and says, “Since your the future or our generation take the last one” the little girl hugs obama and says, “Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack”

Puns

Anonymous

America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we’re known as an abomination.

Hell

Anonymous

What happend when obama ran for president ?

The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.

Common

Anonymous

What’s Barack Obama’s favorite vegetable? It’s Barack-olli.

Married

Anonymous

Why did Obama marry Michelle?

Because he’s into chicks with dicks.

Gun

USSR Soldier

During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama’s campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said “lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar”. Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

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Anonymous

Secret code that bin laden sent to Obama but couldn’t deceifer ! ! It was eloHssA OllEH !!🤪🤣😷😷😷🤪🤪🤪😝😛😛😛🍺🍺🍺👍👍👍🤪🤪🤪

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