Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Who is Osama Binladen’s secret cousin? Barrack Obama or Barrack Osama BinLaden
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Obama: It smells like upnigga in here... Trump: What's upnigga Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What do you get if you cross Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama. A blonde n1gger cunt
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
Obama got osama
Secret code that bin laden sent to Obama but couldn't deceifer ! ! It was eloHssA OllEH !!🤪🤣😷😷😷🤪🤪🤪😝😛😛😛🍺🍺🍺👍👍👍🤪🤪🤪
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What did Obama ask Trump
What war did the black community win
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person
There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, "I'm famous i get one" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well im president of cource i get one" and obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since your the future or our generation take the last one" the little girl hugs obama and says, "Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack"
