My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
New Symptoms in Town
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. Your mom is just bragging about her looks and using a fake doctor's note to do it. You're so slow you'd come in second in a one-man race. Based fact: you probably still think the tooth fairy is real.