Grandpa's Logic

Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.

Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.

Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"

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Okay, so basically, Little Johnny asks his grandpa for a sip of beer, a puff of a cigar, and to shoot his gun, but grandpa says no because Johnny's too short to reach his own rear end. Then, when grandpa wants some of Johnny's ice cream, Johnny uses the same logic on him and tells him to go f himself. I know you ain't very smart, but the joke is that Johnny used grandpa's own criteria against him. Maybe that concept is too difficult for you to grasp.

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Sry this is my joke i just wasnt signed in so i reposted it lol