Go jokes

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

Let's go, Brendan Fraser!

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.