Go jokes

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

Let's go, Brendan Fraser!

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

Two sentence horror stories go.