I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Mom Isn't College
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mama, and not in a good way. The kid wants a super easy college, and the dad roasts them by saying their mom is so easy, she's basically a college with a 100% acceptance rate. It means your mom sleeps around and the kid thinks this is funny. Get it? Probably not, you think jorts are high fashion.
A Dumb Child
True story btw