How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like it’s my next meal
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮💨
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
