My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?

Why did my boyfriend leaves me ?
Because he’s gay. But why did he come back to me ?

Because im actually a guy :-)

alright my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time and what i say is go get you boyfriend dude

my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him

This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar. An hour or so goes, then the new flame says, I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice,food is great, but what’s up with the monkey way down there? His friend ok, Watch this. He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool,pulls down his zipper and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin,cleaned himpulled up his zipper then jumped to his chair. Walked back to his new gay friend and said what do you think of that? MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that! His squeeze said wanna give it a try? I sure do, JUST DON’T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey. how’s that?

My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot

I asked my zombie boyfriend does he have a Brian Because he’s stupid asf

If your boyfriends doesn’t get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

so my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I’d told her a ‘single’ joke then she said," Go and f…ing die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," sniff yes".

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: “I Zora Cock!”

so my best friend’s boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I’d told her a ‘single’ joke then she said," Go and f...ing die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," sniff yes".