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MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Family

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

My girlfriend and I:

A meme showing two people in dinosaur costumes crossing a street. The text says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

Ip address

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

I know where you live.

The image is split into three sections. The top section shows a silhouette of a couple kissing at sunset and the caption reads "KIDS HAVE CRUSHES". The middle section shows a photo of a couple embracing and smiling and the caption reads "MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS". The bottom section shows a close up of a blacked-out Mario with glowing eyes, and the caption reads "I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS".

Uranium 235

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.

Ip address

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a silhouette of a couple kissing with the text 'KIDS HAVE CRUSHES'. The middle panel shows a black and white photo of a couple embracing, with the text 'MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS'. The bottom panel shows a distorted, dark image of Mario with the text 'I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS'.

Braille

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person sends a message in blue text saying: "aye dumbass your girl cheating on you". The second person replies in a black text bubble: "I'm blind". The first person then sends another message in blue: "oh shit", followed by a message consisting of braille dots. The second person responds in a black text bubble: "That fucking whore".

Project

DoubleDownCheeks · 2 years ago

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Relationship

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

Restaurant

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hm, free food

The image shows a Chinese restaurant sign that offers discounts for bringing a girlfriend or wife and a free meal for bringing both. Below, there's an image of Wario looking upset with the text "I've won...but at what cost?"

Reality

Minecraft · 3 years ago

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

Woman

Anonymous · 3 years ago

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

Rapper

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon of Tom the cat sitting in a green chair and looking at a newspaper with a suspicious look. Above him, it says: "Rapper's gf listening to him sing about cheating on her with her friend."

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Bitch

Anonymous · 3 years ago

GF be like...

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile has the text 'Whos that bitch on your phone named MOM? I DONT LIKE HER' overlayed on the image.

Monday

cocomelon · 3 years ago

A person with a skull mask is in a car. The text on the image says, "MY GIRLFRIEND EVERY MONDAY LIKE" and three skull emojis below the text.

Tank

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Gf

Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

you forgot something

A conversation between two users. The first message reads 'wybmag'. The second user asks, 'will you be my something girlfriend?' The first user replies, 'of course, I'll be your gf'. The second user then says, 'wow lol'. The first user states, 'So now your my gf', and the second user replies, 'well no'.

Sleep

Another New Blach · 10 months ago

An illustration in the style of Dark Souls or Elden Ring depicts a colossal, armored figure, labeled "My gf with a strap-on," towering over a much smaller, armored figure, labeled "Me wanting to sleep." The smaller figure is looking up at the giant, seemingly preparing for an unequal battle. The background is a desolate, stormy landscape with a yellowish sky.

Wordplay

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

The image displays a text-based meme above a reaction image of basketball player LeBron James. The top half of the image features two columns of words. The left column lists words with the 'end' suffix highlighted in red: 'fri end', 'girlfri end', 'boyfri end'. The right column lists words with the 'king' suffix highlighted in yellow: 'smo king', 'drin king', 'twea king'. Below the text, LeBron James is shown in a Miami Heat jersey, looking directly ahead with a somber or pensive expression.

Spider-Man

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A cartoon of a female character in a burning scene with the text "Spider-Man's girlfriend in every movie for no reason" at the top.

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