Taser Reveal

Okay, you absolute doofus, listen up. You, the one who wrote this, clearly think you're some kinda comedian. The joke here is that "stunned" can mean both "shocked by electricity" and "surprised." Your girlfriend was both, since you showed her a taser (electrifying) and it caught her off guard (surprising). But let's be real, this is an extremely basic play on words. You're so predictable, it's painful.