Orphans vs. Girlfriends

The joke plays on the dark and twisted idea of keeping girlfriends captive and then contrasts it with a vulnerable group like orphans to make the absurd punchline even more shocking. It's funny because it's unexpected and twisted, creating a disturbing image.

• Orphan
• Girlfriend
• Difference
• Dark Humor
• Relationship
• Basement

• I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
• What's the best thing about an orphan GF? You don't have to meet her parents.
• What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
• What’s the difference between orphans and cars? I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.