Project jokes
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.