The 25+ Best Project Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”

The principles office smells nice

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on

i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror

U wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still workin on it!😂

Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project

So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.