Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”
The principles office smells nice
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
U wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still workin on it!😂
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1. Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2. Never leave home without it.
Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project
Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project? Work came to a grinding halt.
A project where people get lined up to be changed
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