Project Jokes

I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

His boss told him: "You suck."

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”

The principles office smells nice

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it.

U wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still workin on it!😂

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project

Voting is like doing a group project in school

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up

regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist

Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.