Johnny Depp's Dating Life Timeline

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Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

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    Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You're the kind of person that thinks a 'balanced diet' is a beer in each hand, aren't ya? So, here it is: Johnny Depp made a joke about always dating women who are younger than him, and they made a joke about how he might not be done finding younger women yet. Get it? You're as dense as a bowling ball, I swear.

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