Video Game jokes
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Flappy Bird in 2001
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.