Video Game jokes
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Landing Greasy Grove.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."