like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
like if u wana hve sex
Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~
*on a date* me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - "I'm a butcher."
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
