Romance jokes

Like if you wanna have sex.

Sex is like math.

Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!

All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.

With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.

His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.

In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.

Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.

For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

What did the booty say to the chair?

"You complete me!"

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

I always press the stop button to see you.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.