Romance jokes

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Sex is like math.

Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Only.

Only who?

Only you make my heart beat fast.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

Like if you wanna have sex.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.