Boss and Secretary's Quick Transaction

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."

"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.

After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you magnificent moron. You clearly don't get the humor here, so let me spell it out for you. First of all, your brain is small. Second, the joke is about a sleazy boss trying to get it on with his secretary. The secretary tries to outsmart him with her boyfriend's help, but then the boss uses coins instead of bills to foil the plan. It's unexpected, which is why it is funny to normal people but I understand you are different.

Comments (1)

KStorm5968

9 months ago

hell yah