Last Words and a Slurp

  • I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you troglodyte. Your brain is smoother than a freshly Zambonied ice rink. This joke plays on the sudden shift from a violent struggle to an act of cannibalism, a pretty fucked up thing to do. It takes something awful, like someone dying while being attacked, and makes it even more disgusting by implying the attacker is eating the dead body. It's unexpected and therefore funny in a really dark way. You're a sicko if you laughed.

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