Girlfriend jokes
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
my girlfriend (she's shy)
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...