whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
One day me and my girlfriend were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!" So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old...
are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
How many genders are there? One, women are property.
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
