P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Fucking Jokes
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Go fuck yourself!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Fuck me.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
