Fucking jokes
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Go fuck yourself!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!