Fucking jokes
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Fuck me.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Go fuck yourself!