you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
My attitude doesn’t have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head
when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”
And then you die inside
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
I take all my anger out on orphan why Because they have no parents to run to
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
I have had it up to here with you (then there Hight)
