Droid jokes

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

GOOGOO?

RTY!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.