Droid jokes

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

GOOGOO?

RTY!

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

I got jealous when my phone dies.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.