Droid jokes

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

GOOGOO?

RTY!

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I got jealous when my phone dies.