Droid jokes

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

GOOGOO?

RTY!

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.