Fucking jokes

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

I fucked a wall.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

How do you f**k a duck?

Usually duck a f**k.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!