Fucking jokes

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

How do you f**k a duck?

Usually duck a f**k.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Poop is yummy, fuck!

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?