Fucking

Fucking jokes

Nun

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Chair

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Height

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Memes

Fucking memes

Military

Military

What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.

Pronoun

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Respect

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

Threat

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Condom

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

Sequel

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Baby

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

Time

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

School

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

Depression

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Site

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

Man

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.