Fucking jokes
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Memes
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Go fuck yourself!
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.