Fucking jokes

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Go fuck yourself!

TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

Have you ever tried sex when camping?

It's f***ing intense.

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"